30 Funniest Chats on Tinder (and Some Smooth Ones Too)

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Have you ever matched on Tinder, swiped right, and ended up laughing hard? Well, if the answer is yes, today's post is going to be way too relatable and entertaining for you. And for all those who haven't used Tinder yet, be prepared! Considering that only 25% of users seek a serious relationship, Tinder is an amazing place to get a good laugh. Here are the snippets of hilarious conversations (and some really smooth ones) that people couldn't resist sharing with the world. Read on!

BURNNN

Haha - this was a very savage response to the message. The guy was trying to throw a pickup line and express his interest in the lady. He used the 'heyyy' thing where the number of y's represents the interest level.

Yes, that's an old one, and he should have chosen something better. But, at least he tried!

This kind of reply must have left him feeling hurt, or maybe he had a good laugh and moved on. One thing will be certain after this incident - this guy is going to think twice before texting anyone old-school pick-up lines!

Beauty With No Brain

Haha - this one teaches us an important thing. Please don't judge people by their faces, because as this chat proves, the prettiest people aren't always the smartest.

The guy started with a pickup line. It was a little lame - we can all agree on that. But Alice didn't get it and asked for an explanation.

This is where things start to get funny. The guy told her it was a compliment, and she asked for details. After explaining that he thought she was a ten on a beauty scale, he also told her she was stupid. But, sadly, Alice didn't even get that!

Not So Rich, Maybe

There's a different level of flexibility when you're a rich kid and can get what you want. Well, this 21-year-old Chase thought it would be nice to say he's rich in his bio thinking that's what all ladies want to hear.

The girl who matched up with him really played on this question well. She asked a perfectly legitimate question after reading his bio. Well, who wouldn't want to know?

The girl wasn't expecting much, obviously, but that's what makes this whole conversation even funnier. Well, we feel a little sad for Chase because he had to make her stop at $10. Looks like someone will have to change his bio!

Be Careful!

Imagine being matched with your boss's daughter. That's a tricky place to be in because any ups and downs can affect your job, too.

On the other hand, it's good that things became clear in the very beginning. The guy can stay a bit careful when chatting and dating in real life. And, if he's on good terms with the boss, it would be a lot easier to impress the family.

Update: It looks like things are going well between the guy and the boss's daughter. According to Reddit, the guy just asked her out for dinner, and she said YES!

Forbidden Love

This is an iconic one. The girl named Nadia had a photo of her dog set as the profile picture. While this is definitely a suspicious thing to do, the conversation went pretty well because of it.

The guy must have swiped right without a second thought. But, when he realized the profile was suspicious, he decided to end the talk in a hilarious way. He called their love forbidden because she's a dog and he's a human.

On the other hand, Nadia didn't let the vibe go unchecked. She replied with a 'Woof', staying in character. This hilarious conversation just brings a smile on our faces whenever we read it.

Rhymes & Rhythm

The conversation takes on another vibe when energy is being matched from both sides. It becomes exciting, interesting, and funny. Now, have a look at this amazing example.

From start to end, there's not a single message where they let the rhyming drop. They continued planning the date while making the last word rhyme with the previous message.

Well, while we don't know whether this date actually happened or not, we can hope that it did. Both of them seem to be interested and can even match the energy (that's a big plus when seeking a long-term relationship).  It would be really fun if they turn this chat into a poem, frame it, and give it to each other as a gift!

You've Entered the War Zone

To be honest, this is so outrageous and funny at the same time. How can her husband just ask her to have an open marriage to hit on a waitress? That's downright pathetic and selfish.

But, the woman is not coming slow either. She has posted on Bumble (another dating platform) and is actively looking for a person who would want to join her in taking revenge on her husband. She has specified the traits she wants in her ideal boyfriend.

Well, we don't know what happened next. But we know one thing for sure - this guy has messed up his marriage as well as his life!

An Eye For An Eye

Never underestimate the power of some random stranger on Tinder - quite literally!

This guy thought he did it cool by turning her name into a pun while also making it a pick-up line. Paige proved to him she was better. Instead of some lame reply, she turned his name into an even better pun.

Perhaps, he wasn't expecting her to come back with such a response or maybe any reply at all. Just look at how shocked and surprised he seems in his reply. He couldn't believe someone just used his move against him - well done, Paige!

Think Before Texting!

The conversation started with a presumably cute pickup line, but went south real quick. Since the concept of Christmas celebrations doesn't exist in Judaism, this pickup line went the wrong way.

The girl started the chat by wanting the guy as a Christmas present from Santa. Unfortunately, the guy was a Jew, and he didn't take the line well. He asked for vengeance for Christmas.

The guy might have overreacted just a little bit. Who would want to continue chatting after such an aggressive reply? We certainly wouldn't.

Have a Conversation Without Having One

Oh wow, this is a pretty new way to chat and a funny one, too. These guys never had a proper talk because all their messages are imaginative things they're doing. So, it's like they are talking without actually talking, get that?

It is also good in a way because they revealed what would have been their intentions behind certain actions in the conversation. We see this as a plus point because when you're texting, you don't always get what the person means. There are a lot of assumptions going on that cause problems.

In the end, the girl hits on the guy by saying he is kind of cute. So, things worked out in the guy's favor.

This Man Won't Quit!

We're guessing that someone told this guy to never quit. Just check out his persistence even after being rejected three times!

Either he was very determined to get a yes from the girl, or he had zero self-respect. We simply don't get it as to why someone would repeat the question so many times. Although he did manage to get the girl's attention, this method didn't really work out in his favor.

Hopefully, the girl will unmatch herself or block the person. Otherwise, this chain might continue forever because this man is not a quitter!

Memes Always Work

Well, pretty much everyone is on Tinder to have fun and laugh. So, sending out a silly gorilla meme to someone is actually a good way to start the conversation. But only if the other person is not from the 25% who are serious.

But, in this case, things actually worked out. The guy was messing around and had zero hopes of getting a reply. What he didn't know was that the girl would actually like it.

She replied back with another gorilla meme and said Hi! This sounds like the beginning of a rom-com movie - probably titled Ooga Booga Wooka Wooka!

Hоttеst Single of the Week

We have heard all kinds of compliments guys come up with on Tinder. But this one is definitely fresh! It's, smooth, funny, and really grabs the attention.

No wonder the girl couldn't resist replying back. In fact, she loved it and found it brilliant. By the looks of things, we think they might've even started a successful relationship.

Update: They did start a relationship and met up too. More of the chat snippets reveal they had a family dinner. So, they're definitely serious about each other and we're happy for them!

No, Please Don't Do This!

Ugh - why do people do this? There has to be some integrity and self-respect even when you're having fun online. You cannot just ask someone for money and act petty!

It's especially true when the other person is being nice and asking you about your day. She didn't even reply to what he told her about his morning activities so far. She continued crying because she was $122 short on rent!

As if this wasn't enough, she asked him to help her out by sending money. You cannot ask a stranger like that. It's pathetic!

Carrying the Conversation

The best one yet! Although we haven't tried Tinder for ourselves, we can definitely understand the feeling behind this burn. Everyone experiences one-sided conversations every once in a while.

It feels very annoying when you're trying hard to keep the convo going, and the other person is showing little energy. One-word boring replies that reflect zero interest are frustrating. Like, if you don't want to talk, just don't reply!

There's no need to make the other person feel bad and uninteresting. And, this is Tinder, where people can only talk if they're matched and swiped right. Maybe the girl was just bored when she accepted this match.

Asking for Her Number

When you ask someone for their number directly, chances are that you won't get it. The reason behind this is simple. It feels awkward, uncomfortable, and downright creepy - even if you have no ill intentions.

But, hey, look at this guy. He tricked the girl into a pretend game where both of them were best friends who haven't seen each other in a long time and were only meeting now. For some, this might be off, but this girl liked it.

She played along until the guy pretended to get a new phone with all the contacts deleted. So, he asked for the number!

Birds of a Feather Flock Together

Have you heard this saying - birds of a feather flock together? It means people of the same type go well together. Well, this is exactly what this conversation on Tinder is screaming!

The guy thought he was being funny when he messaged this joke to the girl. He sent duck photos and told her that his friend said cute girls liked duck photos. But then he mentioned autocorrect to make a reference to slightly more inappropriate things.

In response, the girl sent an image of blue-footed boobies. Because, according to her friend, cute boys like these kinds of photos. Well, we can't disagree with that one! Those boobies are adorable.

Setting Up the Perfect Date

Wow - what a creative way to find the preferences of others and set up the perfect date!

This guy was prepared to do the research and make his plan foolproof. First, he asked a question that seemed like a joke. The girl played along by replying, and this went on until the guy had all his answers.

Then, he made the move and asked for her number to make their pizza night date final. We just hope the girl said yes because the guy did put in creative efforts to make their first date impressive!

When You Are a Dog Person

This is hilarious. She really thought the guy was talking about her eyes being beautiful. It turned out he was complimenting the dog!

Well, that's what you should expect from dog-loving people. You just can't help noticing their cuteness and loving them. But the woman definitely didn't know about that and was pretty taken aback.

People are on Tinder for dating and relationships. So, it's normal for her to assume the guy was complimenting her instead of the dog. We don't think that was a very good start of any kind of relationship.

Find Someone Who Understands Your Puns

Using humor to impress others is an old trick. It's perhaps the easiest way to make someone feel better and comfortable with you. But it looks like this guy was out of good luck.

Good thing he met Hopeanne! The woman found his puns funny and entertaining (not going to lie, but they do sound a bit lame). In fact, she's the only one who understood his jokes.

According to the guy, all the other girls whom he talked to previously never got them and replied back with questions. Well, we hopeanne pray everyone finds someone who understands their puns!

Why So Rude?

Umm - okay. Maybe she doesn't know the purpose of icebreaker prompts on Tinder, or she's way too hostile. In any case, this reply is unacceptable.

We say this because if you match someone on Tinder and you're are not interested, then you shouldn't swipe right. Decline and move on because there's no point in chatting. But this girl swiped right, and when the guy started the conversation by using her icebreaker prompt, she replied very rudely.

Of course, everyone knows how to use Google. He's asking you because he wants to know more about you. We don't get this kind of behavior - seems very narcissistic.

Date Professionally

At a glance, this looked like a legit job offer with the website reference and formal tone. People could easily mistake it for a headhunter using the platform for recruitment. But, hey, that would be a little dumb to assume because it's Tinder!

Honestly, this guy was really creative with the first message. He mentioned all the requirements while keeping things professional. It's also very cute how the other person replied and put the same energy into the text.

We think everyone should take note of this. If you want to be successful on Tinder, level up your game and be creative!

Being Smooth with Space Facts

We need to appreciate this gem. The guy took his time coming up with a space fact and related it so smoothly to the girl he wanted to compliment!

So, it didn't sound creepy, weird, or cringy. It was actually really cute how he asked her whether she wanted to hear a space fact, waited for the reply, and only then complimented her. That's a much better way than starting a conversation directly with some cheesy pickup line.

The girl liked the attempt and called it smooth. But, did they really go out, or did things end there? We can only guess!

Small Talk

We've seen small talks and conversations. But this one didn't go beyond one word at all. It's like they had a silent agreement that this outing must happen.

It started with the mention of the food place, and the next thing we know is that the day, as well as timing, has been decided. They didn't even hesitate when exchanging numbers! It's so refreshing and straightforward.

This really gives us an insight into online dating. If the other person is a foodie and you want them to go out with you, just take the name of a good place like Chipotle. They would agree instantly!

Checkmate!

That was a really awesome reply. We don't know how the whole 'future ex-husband' theme came up, but the way she questioned him back about the serial killer thing is mind-blowing.

Seriously, these two are a perfect match judging by the way they interact with each other. And we believe the woman outdid Sam with her last reply. That's humour at its finest!

If these two got along and did end up in a relationship, we bet they would make a wonderful couple. We can't wait to know how the chat progressed!

The Perfect Combo

Creative opening lines with a good sense of humor are hard to find. But, hey, this guy absolutely nailed it!

He sent out a message that seemed like an automated Tinder response. This is definitely something we've never seen before and the woman was impressed as well. Naturally, she wanted to test the guy and see what he can come up with.

What's worth appreciating is that he also managed to include a pun in it. Instead of writing the word generator, he used the girl's name to form Jenna-rator. That's hilarious!

When Smart People Join Tinder

Honestly, we've never seen people hit on others using math. It is especially true for trigonometry identities. Isn't math the most hated and loathed subject on planet Earth?

But, well, it seems like these two are made for each other. The guy is a genius to come up with a trigonometry identity to call her a 10. And the girl was wise enough to solve the equation immediately.

It would have taken an average person at least 10-minutes to understand what it meant! We think their children, if they do get together, are going to be very smart.

Task Failed Successfully

It's hilarious when you use a good joke, and it works on Tinder. And it's super hilarious when you think this was the best joke that would work for sure, and it doesn't. Don't get us wrong, but we can't control our laughter on this one!

This poor dude just faced an embarrassing failure. The girl wasn't taking his lame jokes and even questioned whether it worked. In response, the guy tried to cover up by saying it has worked for lots of people.

Surprisingly, while the girl didn't like the joke, she found the person cute and decided to continue the chat. Maybe he has good luck?

Too Busy to Reply

Haha - they really didn't give up on trying to burn each other with the super late replies. If you notice the date on which they matched, it says 20 September 2014. It is when Josh first messaged Michelle.

The reply to Josh's 'Hi' comes almost two months later. Maybe the girl wasn't really interested when she first swiped right, but she came up with an interesting reason - the phone was charging!

Then, this chain keeps on going where they come up with silly reasons for late replies and apologize. They continued this for like three years. We can't deny that when they finally meet, it's going to be epic!

Bad at Everything

There's no denying that honesty is the best policy. You should always say the truth, no matter how harsh or bitter it sounds. After all, it saves you from the trouble that a lie brings on later.

But this guy was too honest. The woman he matched with on Tinder must have had something about bad boys in her profile. She probably liked guys who were savage, cool, and a bit dangerous.

When this guy asked whether she liked bad boys, she not only agreed but suggested that he might be one too. The guy decided it's better not to hide the truth that ha was bad at everything!